Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I think a kid would responsible me up
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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