never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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