she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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