So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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