I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My vagina just clenched in fear
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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