guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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2:45 is right.
2:47, you're an idiot for thinking it has to do with penis size. i'm not saying everybody does it. i AM saying, however, that for the people who do, it just happens to them. it has nothing to do with how tight/loose the girl is or how big/small the guy is.
I'M OOOOLD GREEEEEG!!!!
hey when its cold and im trying to warm up my balls it kinda sounds like a queef
if you think about the dynamics of it (which i'd prefer not to, but whatev).......wouldn't it be more likely to happen the TIGHTER the girl is?? to me it would seem that way.
I've found that the more you change positions the more likely you are to queef. I've been with a couple men who weren't big on changing positions often and I would never queef. On the other hand the men who liked to change things up a lot I tended to queef every now and then. Tight or loose... big penis or small... doubt it matters. Just the reentering after changing positions seems to do it.
11:14 and 11:22 are my best friends
you've seen my downstairs mixup
DOES HE HAVE A MANGINA???
Hey 1:01, queefing can happen easily with a regular vagina and a dick that's certainly not small, if your sex is anything more than boring. Think about it, the guy is basically pumping into you, and sometimes air gets in there. Just the nature of the thing.
11:00 is my hero for posting something random while people are trying to have a serious discussion
serioulsy, some girls queef because of air, some don't.
get over it, it means nothing either way.
quit focusing on the girl, once again, to detract from the original post.
but a dude?
for real, where did he queef from and fuckng why????
You obviously don't know what QFT means if you're 3:11. It means quoted for truth, meaning I was in agreement.
"No one gives a shit about your pussy farts" was a global "your", it wasn't in regards to what you yourself were saying.
Angle of attack and withdrawal point. Hard slappin doggy gets you there.
Pegging is a special kind of fucking
oh so that is what it was, i didnt know where was queef sex. it kinda smells bad when you go dow after.
i love the OLD GREGG randoms :D
SHUT UP 10:33 I BE 5'2 AND 360 POUNDS N ALL DA BOYZ BE ALL UP IN MY KOOL AID DEY DONT WANT NO SKINNY BICHEZ DEY NEED A REAL WOMAN LOVING
10:59 and 11:13 ARE BOTH FATTIES WATCH OUT THEY GON EAT YOU
ahha i'm sure he didnt queef from his dick... he probably just had some rough anal...
we have deemed this a "pweef" or "penis queef"
I HAVE A MANGINA!!!
just kidding, i'm a girl!
2:30, you make a good point. but the girls who don't are putting down the girls who do, all the same.
Actually we've done everything. Don't hate because you can't even feel a cucumber inside of you. Btw doggy style isn't the best position, sex swing is.
Yeah I only queef when it's doggy style, weird
Sounds like a sorority girl from SD's third tier college, SDSU, where all of the local idiots go for seven years. I hope he "queefed" in your knockoff Coach bag, retard!
what the fuck is this shit? enough with the lame ass fuckin queef tfln. fuckin a.
yeahhhh hahhaha i definitely agree with you guys; people are missing out on the most bizarre part of it all.
11:58 PLEASE DONT EAT ME
no thats just a fart XD
Can we please stop talking about loose vags (Like you guys can tell a difference) and get back to the PEGGING!
2:19 nice south park reference
10:33 all girls queef. Quit being such a virgin.
"why do i get the feeling that all the people on these boards that feel the need to flaunt the details of their sex lives aren't getting any at all?"
QFT. No one gives a shit about your pussy farts.
11:22 - You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?
a guy could queef if air gets pushed into his ass from fingers/fucking. it's not a fart if it didn't originate in the intestine.
no but fat girls sure do
people who think queefs have an actual smell are so stupid. omg.
whenever a girl queefs it always throws me off for a second
"You ever go to a club where people wee on eachother?"
"Make an assesment!"
I Love Old GREGG!!
2:32 there you go again "the experience you have had is pretty lame".
Not everyone queefs, no matter how hard you go at it. Get over it.
Did he queef from his penis? Scary.
it's called a wheatigue. a penile fart. it's real.
;) That's ok, it's Wednesday, we're all just waiting for the weekend ;;
wtf 4:11? i didn't even say anything about the whole queef argument. so quit projecting your problems onto me. i'm just saying, i don't have any obligation to these people, therefore i do not feel the need to advertise to a bunch of strangers. it's so fucking annoying. no one cares that your man is hung, you don't queef, you DO queef, you have a sex swing, etc. it's all a big cluster.
Let's get back to the matter at hand. A guy got pegged. Let's discuss the pegging.
WTF?? Please tell me this didn't actually happen...
Wtf is with this "all girls queef" bs? My guy gets me to cum every time and I've never queefed. Tight pussy is good pussy, don't try to peg every female as a whore with a loose vag just because you cunt fart all the time.
oh my gosh, i'm SO sorry 5:06!! you were right, i honestly had no idea what that meant. guess i should've asked. my foot tastes awesome, if you were wondering. :] but thanks for the agreement! pardon the bitchy response.
My guy is hung like a horse, I don't queef. Sucks for you guys to have to do it with itty bitty men though :(
thank you 2:25! some people on here are SO uptight about sex. honestly, if you are THAT disgusted by something quite normal that can happen on occasion, you can't have had that much experience, or the experience you have had is pretty lame.
Or your sex is boring
that would hurt the penis, probably from a std
^^ Yeah, but its not.
11:00 PM go die in a fire you homo
Actually she's right, I don't queef either and I've done far more than missionary. Just because you queef, doesn't mean everyone does, nor does it mean that people don't have a good sex life if they don't. Next you'll be saying "if you don't have an STD, you haven't had sex!"
12:47 and her "guy" have obviously never ventured outside of missionary...
People, stop arguing with the fathating trolls. They're just trying to get attention.
I agree. Seriously though all of this "If you don't queef, you haven't had good sex" bullshit is just stupid. Are people trying to make themselves feel better for queefing by trying to put people down who don't? Why the fuck cares?
hey 12:47. youre a loose whore.
brennan has a mangina
It's called a dick fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. I'm pretty sure air can get inside the penis, but it's probably not a very good thing, as opposed to females queefing, which is pretty normal.
you get more air pushed into the vag if the vag is loose (more room for air to get in) or the dick is small (it doesn't fill the vag totally so air keeps getting in). but of course no guy wants to admit his dick is small or his girl is loose.
queefing smells, it happens, but the whole room smells like sex X2, and not in a good way
you guy should listen to dane cook's new stand up.
it mentions this in it and it's hilarious.
i think your girl was playing a trick on you dude...
actually when guys do it... its called a "meef"
12:52 and 1:01 I'm sorry the sex you get isn't vigorous enough to be good.
strap up ur strap on
Hahaha people arguing over queefing. Seriously?
10:33 i've never queefed guess i'm not loose enough
did he watch the south park episode? it explains it..
God, I love pegging guys.
10:33 fat girls dont queef they just fart all the time
shut the fuck up, you sour hole
i agree w/ 12:52 the only time i ever queefed was when the guys dick was really small so air kept getting in there... queefing is for loose chicks and small dicks!
Yeah, ignoring the trolls is a good idea. This is getting old, guys.
1:56 no, unless the dude is pulling all the way out and crashing in therefore forcing air in. I have a slutty female friend and she said that she gets embarassed because she queefs a lot and guys say it's a huge turn off. If I were a guy it would be a turn off to me too, some chicks smell nasty down there, like you want a blast of that air back in your face...
If you're pegging a guy and he farts, its a fart not a queef.
All girls queef if you're doing right.
I am more worried about where this guy queefed from than whether or not all girls queef.
well what the hell is pegging? to fuck is to fuck.
This is sooo worth staying up late for....
BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA
BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA
Yea 1:53, I'm a loose whore because I've been with the same guy for 5 years and i don't sleep around. You must be a rocket scientist to be that smart.
Aww 12:49 are you itteh bitteh? :'(
whats fucked up is ive been with a woman ive had four fingers deep.. queefed alot.
gapped makes for queefing huh?
interesting.. she needs to changer her name to lucy.
3:36, i love you...go yotes!
Meh, I change positions more than the American government and I never queef.
lol for serious? You're saying I have never had good sex because my pussy doesn't make a farting noise when my boyfriend and I go at it? Do you know how fucking stupid that sounds?
i agree with 3 05 and that vigorous sex can make it happen...even if the penis is huge =)
keep on queefin bitches!!!!
I prefer the sneezing unicorn myself...
why are there so many tfln about queefs
why do i get the feeling that all the people on these boards that feel the need to flaunt the details of their sex lives aren't getting any at all?
i made my ex-bf's dick queef one time.
Queefs don't necessarily smell 2:04, just excess air, its not a fart. SEx isn't actually all that pretty, shit happens, people queef, get over it. Its alright if it takes you back for a sec, but if you act grossed out, guess what, that's the last time she's banging you. No girl wants a guy to make her feel gross (unless you're into that sort of thing...)
Yay for pegging. A bend-over-boyfriend is more fun the a battery-operated-boyfriend.