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  • That caused me to smack myself and now my right nipple hurts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:48pm
  • oh fuck that must have hurt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 6:43pm
  • I'm very aware of my nipples right now •_•

    Submitted by 6666 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:08pm
  • urghh.. that made me flinch.. thats like when a guy watches a video of someone getting hit really hard in the balls..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:18pm
  • closing the clippers doesnt mean cutting. have you ever closed your finger in a door. it doesnt cut it off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:30pm
  • Want me to kiss it for you?

    Submitted by Papap on Mar 4, 10 at 8:46pm
  • bollocks that wuldnt happen shit text

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:45am
  • how does one move forward casing the clippers to clip the nipple? i dont get that part

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:19am
  • To those saying it's fake... That totally happens, I had it happen to my foot before, and that's not little and able to get stuck like a nipple. OUCHIES. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Bull. If that really happened you wouldn't be texting someone, you'd be calling and ambulance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:26am
  • at least it wasn't your clit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:27am
  • lol let me kiss it for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:29pm
  • only in westchester would someone be this stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:18am
  • I did that a few years ago on Halloween, only with a pizza. That thing was a black ass frisbee the next morning. What's worse is that the smoke alarm woke me up in the middle of the night and instead of realizing what was going on, I disconnected it and stuck it under my pillow...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:19am
  • don't really think you need an ambulance for a cut nipple, sorry bout it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:43pm
  • How the hell does that happennnnnnnnn ... R u bleeding ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:05am
  • not fake. totally have done that. just because the nail clipper closes on your nip doesnt mean it gets cut. it just hurts like a bitchhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:52pm
  • ooowwwww... i feel so bad for you but this may seem so werid but just think about last night and that will take the pain away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:30am
  • pretty sure this is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:59pm
  • my nipple hurts for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:20am
  • Wouldn't it just pinch it?

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 21, 12 at 5:39pm
  • Those are tiny nipples...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:59pm
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:07pm
  • oh god, that makes my nipples hurt. lol i'm so sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Ask someone to kiss it and make it better

    Submitted by BettitaR on Jul 7, 10 at 2:11am
  • Why are you clipping your nails in your bed in the first place? Diiiiiirty.

    Submitted by Brooke651 on Jun 19, 11 at 5:12am