Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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