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  • haha 12:39 you just made my day! and this is just hilarious. seriously. love the 570!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:32pm
  • i can only pray that this was posted my brother's, matt's, girlfriend... because it would make me like her even more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Possibly my fave text ever. Sounds like an adorable frat boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:46pm
  • haha this is awesome. i'm so immature, anything to do with farts makes me crack up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:00pm
  • its not phoebe is it?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:53am
  • This girl (or boy?) is a winner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:53pm
  • i think its funny a name fart lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:16pm
  • an adorable Frat boy who's "babe's" name is MATT???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:00pm
  • that's funny! I agree, a girl that can laugh at farts is a keeper...better than a dry no sense of humor miserable one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:26pm
  • BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:04am
  • thank god for nepa retards. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Who WOULDN'T date someone like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:14pm
  • 12:36 next time you are cutting yourself from all the pain that life delivers to your doorstep..........please for the love of God, go up and down not side to side!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Who cares? Why would you even send this text, let alone put it on TFLN?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:36pm
  • i laughed so hard! And im a girl. whoever thinks this is gross needs to not take themselves so seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:51am
  • 1:19 please borrow razor from 12:36 and follow same instructions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:23pm
  • who would ever date someone who felt the need to let them know this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:32pm
  • 1:25- you took the words out of my mouth. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:27pm
  • If it's a girl that said this, I would be so happy. A girl that can do that in all seriousness is that much more fun to hang out with. As long as its in moderation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:41pm
  • yo, this is so adorable. i can see myself doing something like thiss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Hahaha so funny. Props to the girl who sent the text! It's hard for guys to understand that girls fart and let alone being able to fart infront of your bf? That takes guts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Jesus christ will you marry me!! My name is easy to fart it would sound like "Meeark!!" it might be hard to get the K sound but sure fun to try

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:41am
  • lol omgod i hope this is a guy and not a girl ,cause thats just nasttt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:36pm
  • This made me actually lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:40pm
  • LMFAO! I almost fell off my bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:35am
  • one of the funniest posts on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:52pm
  • This is right before he/she got dumped!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:14pm
  • My hero

    Submitted by osirisfrost on Aug 22, 10 at 5:19pm
  • haha this is awesome

    Submitted by whatever234567 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:22pm
  • This girl is a keeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:50pm
  • this sounds like something my ex would say. needless to say "ex"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:41am
  • farting is natural and healthy. tight arses are not...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:24pm
  • haha 2:41 "Meaarrkk" I would try to get that K sound for you!! I may be immature but I think farts are absolutely hilarious & would never date a guy that i couldn't fart in front of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:40pm