Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
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haha 12:39 you just made my day!
and this is just hilarious. seriously. love the 570!
i can only pray that this was posted my brother's, matt's, girlfriend... because it would make me like her even more
Possibly my fave text ever. Sounds like an adorable frat boy.
haha this is awesome. i'm so immature, anything to do with farts makes me crack up
its not phoebe is it?!
This girl (or boy?) is a winner.
i think its funny
a name fart
an adorable Frat boy who's "babe's" name is MATT???
that's funny! I agree, a girl that can laugh at farts is a keeper...better than a dry no sense of humor miserable one
thank god for nepa retards. <3
Who WOULDN'T date someone like that?
12:36 next time you are cutting yourself from all the pain that life delivers to your doorstep..........please for the love of God, go up and down not side to side!
Who cares? Why would you even send this text, let alone put it on TFLN?
i laughed so hard! And im a girl. whoever thinks this is gross needs to not take themselves so seriously.
1:19 please borrow razor from 12:36 and follow same instructions
who would ever date someone who felt the need to let them know this
1:25- you took the words out of my mouth. lol
If it's a girl that said this, I would be so happy. A girl that can do that in all seriousness is that much more fun to hang out with. As long as its in moderation.
yo, this is so adorable. i can see myself doing something like thiss
Hahaha so funny. Props to the girl who sent the text! It's hard for guys to understand that girls fart and let alone being able to fart infront of your bf? That takes guts!
Jesus christ will you marry me!!
My name is easy to fart it would sound like "Meeark!!" it might be hard to get the K sound but sure fun to try
lol omgod i hope this is a guy and not a girl ,cause thats just nasttt.
This made me actually lol.
LMFAO! I almost fell off my bed
one of the funniest posts on this site
This is right before he/she got dumped!
haha this is awesome
This girl is a keeper
this sounds like something my ex would say. needless to say "ex"
farting is natural and healthy. tight arses are not...
haha 2:41 "Meaarrkk" I would try to get that K sound for you!! I may be immature but I think farts are absolutely hilarious & would never date a guy that i couldn't fart in front of.