It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I need water and some morals
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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