do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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