I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
