i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
