If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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