What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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