im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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