so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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