He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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