i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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