I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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