I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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