we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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