I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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