I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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