Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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