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  • 34 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:16pm
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    Tell him you drive better that way

  • 28 15
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 9, 10 at 12:19pm
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    FYI, if you don't mind VW, they don't care if you smell like alcohol. Best/Worst 20k ever spent!

  • 26 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:16pm
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    Congrats for proving we have lives and you dont

  • 20 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:54pm
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    Honda sucks dick saburau is better problably spelled sabaru wrong so don't be yelling at me for that

  • 19 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:15pm
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    Not bitching, but Subaru. Seriously. A's don't sound like U's

  • 21 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:13pm
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    Secund!!

  • 20 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:09pm
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    1. Hondas rule 2. You CAN smell vodka, especially when your sweating it out. 3. Fuck your life.

  • 20 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:45pm
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    This is pretty funny actually. And yes you can smell vodka idiot. That shit is a myth.

  • 17 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:32pm
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    Mod fail...

  • 15 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:56am
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    You can be drunk out of your mind and drive a Honda. The salesman should know that. Team Honda ftw. '05 accord just put a 10 inch kicker in the back and some mille miglia 18s. What's goood

  • 20 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:05am
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    In soviet russia, vodka smells like you!!

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:14pm
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    Sweet I was 1-3 again! I rulz you other sukas

  • 15 12
    Submitted by NessyMonster on Feb 9, 10 at 2:12pm
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    i am sorry, i meant to be anonymous. so just ignore my last post. or die.

  • 15 13
    Submitted by NessyMonster on Feb 9, 10 at 2:10pm
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    So, how was the night before?

  • 14 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:18pm
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    Are you stupid? Vodka is definitely not odorless. Maybe you should try it sometime. Dumbass.

  • 14 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:53am
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    DODGE!

  • 14 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:49pm
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    actually vodka does smell dumb fuck

  • 14 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:08pm
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    Why even post when you can't spell you idiot

  • 14 14
    Submitted by pLayINpudDLes09 on Feb 11, 10 at 1:50pm
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    vodka is odorless.. soooo this person prob thought they were cool and wanted to leave a "cool" text, but really they prob sat at home and played videogames and chatted on eharmony.

  • 15 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:16pm
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    Honda sucks

  • 13 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:52am
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    Honda and Subaru are both garbage. There, argument settled.

  • 13 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:49pm
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    Buy American.

  • 15 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:13pm
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    Turd

  • 14 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:49pm
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    12.21 Yes you can. Idiot.

  • 12 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:17pm
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    12:19 of course not they are fucking german! Haha but vodka is very strong smelling

  • 12 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:59am
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    Buy american? The only reason Toyota went to hell is because they were made in america I know patriotism matters but fuck off you republican sons of bitches American cars can suck a bmw's or hondas hypothetical dick. Look at the market you bitchesss

  • 11 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:50am
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    What a great American he is!

  • 14 22
    Submitted by timtim on Feb 9, 10 at 12:05pm
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    furzt

  • 8 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:40pm
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    Ahaaa. 1:50 doesn't kno what he's talkin about

  • 6 9
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Feb 20, 11 at 11:53pm
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    Fake

  • 10 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:28pm
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    Vodka doesn't smell dumbass

  • 8 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:53am
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    Chevrolet.

  • 1 3
    Submitted by builtFORDtough1 on Nov 16, 11 at 6:36am
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    Those foriegn pieces of shit can't stand up to American made vehicles. So wake up America!

  • 3 7
    Submitted by marciemayhem on Mar 13, 11 at 12:31pm
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    Hi. Vodka doesn't have a smell.

  • 18 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:21pm
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    Except u can't smell vodka! Idiot!

    • 14 16
      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 9, 10 at 2:01pm
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      Really, are you that stupid?

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