Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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