Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The best revenge is premature balding
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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