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  • 73 49
    Submitted by Ritard on Jan 16, 12 at 11:29am

    I prefer sex, but whatever floats your boat.

  • 60 47
    Submitted by WApple on Jan 16, 12 at 12:12pm

    sex-burgers in bed sweet idea.

  • 56 43
    Submitted by aloein on Jan 16, 12 at 12:13pm

    cheeseburger.... is that code for pussy?

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Rarely on Jan 16, 12 at 11:46am

    Nah, he has sex in the kitchen.

  • 48 39
    Submitted by dancer32196 on Jan 16, 12 at 11:05pm

    Omg mine too! I love cheeseburgers

  • 46 39
    Submitted by DP24 on Jan 16, 12 at 3:04pm

    So is mine...., awesome.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 17, 12 at 3:14am

    Madame Fatass...

  • 48 51
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 16, 12 at 8:49pm

    So you're too fat to get out of bed then?

  • 42 43
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jan 17, 12 at 11:10am

    If my friend had a cellphone and could spell decently, I would be rather suspicious right now..

  • 42 47
    Submitted by ikkin8 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:20am

    Agreed.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 17, 12 at 9:35am

    Man the harpoons!