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  • psh, clearly none of you have ever watched Friends....pancakes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:01pm
  • an alabama hot cake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:20am
  • hash brown with "GTFO" written in ketchup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:46am
  • like your style, 9:46

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Dunkin Donuts... it's a nice gesture, but at the same time, unhealthy and not actually filling... like the relationship would be and therefore the reason you want out of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Thanks-for-the-sex-but-GTFO on toast?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:27pm
  • i think the slim fast shake was the best. it's so out there that whoever it is wouldn't know whether to be insulted or not. like, "does he think i'm fat?" awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:40am
  • A 5 pack of the $1 McDonald's Coupons... the ones you would get at christmas, and think WTF!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:16pm
  • 10:22---awesome! 11:47---perfect! One scrambled egg on a paper plate. Not even S&P or ketchup!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:11am
  • 11:50 - pure genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:10am
  • Pop-tart, but let them choose the flavor

    Submitted by thedshibby on Jun 2, 10 at 4:46am
  • 10:29 you are my idol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:02am
  • i agree 11:11 pancake tits are horrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:37pm
  • maybe the fucker and fuckee are both guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:12pm
  • boiled egg no salt no pepper Final Destination

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:50am
  • Just poop with the door open while youre talking to them. works everytime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:46pm
  • but the texter wants to say thanks, too... make something simple like toast or leave out the cereal & milk -- maybe pour a glass of oj if it was really good -- and then go shower & change. wait impatiently if (s)he dawdles over their, no, your food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:48pm
  • dry burnt toast...lol...something that says it's not going anywhere and soaks up the alcohol at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:56am
  • no breakfast. just say "so... last night sucked. don't contact me"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:27pm
  • holy crap.. oj for recovery thats all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:09pm
  • For sure it's a guy. Usually only girls bother making anything for breakfast. I'm a girl and if I did not plan on seeing him again I would send him on his merry way with no food or at the least a poptart... But not any of the good kinds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08pm
  • 12:02 i want your babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:12am
  • No breakfast at all. GTFO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:02am
  • You're not a B&B, just show them the door.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:21pm
  • I dont think we need all these answers- the person just means why get someone breakfast if you aren't gonna call. Duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:14am
  • A slim fast shake to go. You won't hear from them again. Guaranteed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:50pm
  • just fyi, i hate pancake tits 11:08

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:11pm
  • 10:22 has the right idea. I mean, the Cheerios and uncooked Spam, most people can deal with. But two gummy bears is a tease, and the taste of lime kool-aid subtly ruins everything. It's like saying "Everything in my life is acceptable, but then you came along like lime kool-aid. Great by itself, but has no suitable place within the awkward breakfast that is my life." Trust me, that's definitely the impression they'll get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:43pm
  • Give her .69 cents (exactly), and tell her to pick up a breakfast burrito at the Del Taco drive-thru on her way home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:37pm
  • I'm thinking toast too. With the word NO written on it in jam or peanut butter. I like the cereal idea, that was my first thought too. But toast with NO on it is pretty awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:55pm
  • a banana to go, multi-use breakfast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:19am
  • haha. toast for sure. pancakes??? those would for sure indicate that the effort to make them means you would put effort into them. NOT what this person is going for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:08pm
  • Ground beef on toast. seriously, it sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:11pm
  • left over food...not only did i have sex with you...but youre helping me clean my fridge without knowing about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:40am
  • 10:08pm#1 But none of the good kinds of poptarts? So you have poptarts on hand that you don't even like? That seems like a strange purchase. No biggie, just weird. But for me, I like to go with serving her one scrambled egg on a paper plate. It just....fits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Guy or girl.. Unless you're gonna do a morning bone, tell them to get the fuck out before morning. If you're doing the morning bone, after it, be like "I'm going to get a shower. Be gone by the time I get out. Peace."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Money, to go down the road and get their own breakfast... Lock the door once they leave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:54am
  • 10:46 has the right idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:54pm
  • How about offering her a carnation instant breakfast with your own "secret sauce" added to it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:34pm
  • weak coffee and stale bagels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Awwwe this all made me sad. If I don't dig the person I wouldn't make him any goddamn breakfast. And with the guy I do like I make us toast and coffee because I only have like 5 minutes to leave for work, doesn't mean I don't care :-[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:57pm
  • dont eat breakfast with him. whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:47pm
  • No breakfast. A simple, umm, I gotta get ready for work. Call you soon. It was fun. BYE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:29pm
  • toaster waffles

    Submitted by batoh99 on May 13, 10 at 1:57am
  • a "get-the-fuck-out-omlette"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:49am
  • the morning after pill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:21am
  • How about just a get the hell out before morning?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:57pm
  • hmmm ... 5 bucks and point them in the derection of the nearest McDonalds ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:29pm
  • 12:27am You mean period blood instead of milk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:29am
  • anything in a to go bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:45pm
  • cereal. little effort.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:15pm
  • 10:43 gets first prize... and 10:22, too for the original post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:04pm
  • it can be anything. as long as you burn the shit out of it and act like its the best you've ever made.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Def NO breakfast. McD's means bonding to me, cuz that would mean you were up before 10:30!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:48pm
  • ^ Paranoid about unwanted children much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08pm
  • dry cheerios. plain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:11am
  • I thought pop tarts too! Cold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Toaster stroodle. Apple flavour don't wast your strawberry on that bitch.

    Submitted by jsilly on Mar 24, 10 at 11:56pm
  • Give him an unfrosted pop tart. Only one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:44pm
  • half of a pop tart. open the package as you push them out the door, break off half, take a bite out of the other half, and as you're closing the door say "see ya."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:13am
  • i only gave the guy coffee because he asked otherwise....I would have just shown him the door.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:20pm
  • "i had umm... fun" while putting their clothes on then getting a shady phone call and taking off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:06pm
  • A cold pop tart. Still in the wrapper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:12am
  • mcdonalds drive thru

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:11am
  • Generic cheerios, uncooked spam, two gummie bears & lime Kool aid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:22pm
  • a pack of uncooked poptarts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:12am
  • mcdonalds breakfast burritos...drive thru

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:56pm
  • make her buy the stuff for cheese quesadillas...make one eat it from an old pizza box lid...and dont offer her any...definately made me realize tequila, jagerbombs, and a boy in an affliction tshirt are my weaknesses and BIGGEST mistakes EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:25pm
  • That's a nice gesture, California. I mean, anything at all implies at least a modicum of gratitude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:56pm
  • I'd be totally happy with a pop-tart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:06am
  • Who says they wanna stay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Whats wrong with just saying "thanks for the sex, this was a one time deal, have a nice life?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:26pm
  • you should post this to who you're talking to...at the "ijustwanttotellyou" page

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:41pm
  • cerial.... there is no emotion in cerial

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:38pm
  • I love u 10:49 ( a get-the-fuck-out-omlette)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 11:52pm
  • tacobell. nothing says get the fuck out like mexican food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:00pm
  • a plate of runny eggs and a glass of V8

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:33am
  • jack in the box.... Dude just bought me some....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24am
  • Is what's posted on the right side of the home page an answer to this cause it perfect. It says "alpha-bits cereal with only g, t, f, and o in it." That's amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:26am
  • fkn b-fast burrito meal at McD's, on them... but cheers to 2:54 if you have a lock that you can make sound obnoxious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:04am
  • A BLT with a morning after pill in the middle. Or you could just be straight up and give it to her. That says about everything. Then you know you wouldn't have to to see her 9 days from now or 9 months. But then again what guy just has morning after pills laying around? Toast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:03pm
  • I will second 9:46 but that could be a little deep for some guys. Toast. It's easy, quick, and can be given to them while you're kicking them out the door. "Here have some toast, I have to go to work now** so see you around" **any excuse can be substitued.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:54pm
  • McDonalds

    Submitted by Meg04 on Mar 6, 10 at 3:13am
  • definitely a poptart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:17pm
  • who says it is the girl who needs to get the fuck out...maybe it is a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:05pm
  • frozen waffles that arent even cooked fully in a toaster.... been there done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:07am
  • i was thinking pop tarts too. Quick and on the Go, like he should be hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:05pm
  • generic cheerios.. in a ziploc bag :) lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Sheeeeit, who bothers with morning-after breakfast? Slap her on the ass and say "laters".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:49pm
  • say you have to go meet your grandma for breakfast and give them a string cheese!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:56pm
  • nothing that takes effort. and something that can be eaten on the way out for sure. anything with dishes implies you want her to stay or gives her a reason to get a hold of you again if she takes them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08pm
  • yeah dude first thought was definitely cereal. be my bff person above me ! xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:42am
  • don't assume the person wants to be called...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm
  • McDonalds drive thur

    Submitted by cao29 on Oct 11, 11 at 9:06am
  • Go with the toast (make sure they're both butt ends) and write "thanks" and "bye" on them with squeeze honey. Chicks dig honey...

    Submitted by karlos9575 on May 6, 10 at 10:10am