what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
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psh, clearly none of you have ever watched Friends....pancakes
an alabama hot cake?
like your style, 9:46
i think the slim fast shake was the best. it's so out there that whoever it is wouldn't know whether to be insulted or not. like, "does he think i'm fat?" awesome.
hash brown with "GTFO" written in ketchup
i agree 11:11 pancake tits are horrible
10:29 you are my idol
Thanks-for-the-sex-but-GTFO on toast?
10:22---awesome! 11:47---perfect! One scrambled egg on a paper plate. Not even S&P or ketchup!
a banana to go, multi-use breakfast
Dunkin Donuts... it's a nice gesture, but at the same time, unhealthy and not actually filling... like the relationship would be and therefore the reason you want out of it.
You're not a B&B, just show them the door.
For sure it's a guy. Usually only girls bother making anything for breakfast. I'm a girl and if I did not plan on seeing him again I would send him on his merry way with no food or at the least a poptart... But not any of the good kinds.
maybe the fucker and fuckee are both guys
Pop-tart, but let them choose the flavor
12:02 i want your babies
just say "so... last night sucked. don't contact me"
A 5 pack of the $1 McDonald's Coupons... the ones you would get at christmas, and think WTF!
10:22 has the right idea. I mean, the Cheerios and uncooked Spam, most people can deal with. But two gummy bears is a tease, and the taste of lime kool-aid subtly ruins everything. It's like saying "Everything in my life is acceptable, but then you came along like lime kool-aid. Great by itself, but has no suitable place within the awkward breakfast that is my life."
Trust me, that's definitely the impression they'll get.
No breakfast at all. GTFO.
I'm thinking toast too. With the word NO written on it in jam or peanut butter. I like the cereal idea, that was my first thought too. But toast with NO on it is pretty awesome.
How about offering her a carnation instant breakfast with your own "secret sauce" added to it?
11:50 - pure genius.
10:43 gets first prize... and 10:22, too for the original post
A slim fast shake to go. You won't hear from them again. Guaranteed.
dont eat breakfast with him. whore
haha. toast for sure.
pancakes??? those would for sure indicate that the effort to make them means you would put effort into them. NOT what this person is going for.
weak coffee and stale bagels
10:46 has the right idea
How about just a get the hell out before morning?
No breakfast. A simple, umm, I gotta get ready for work. Call you soon. It was fun. BYE!
dry burnt toast...lol...something that says it's not going anywhere and soaks up the alcohol at the same time.
the morning after pill
Give her .69 cents (exactly), and tell her to pick up a breakfast burrito at the Del Taco drive-thru on her way home.
Just poop with the door open while youre talking to them. works everytime.
but the texter wants to say thanks, too... make something simple like toast or leave out the cereal & milk -- maybe pour a glass of oj if it was really good -- and then go shower & change. wait impatiently if (s)he dawdles over their, no, your food.
Awwwe this all made me sad. If I don't dig the person I wouldn't make him any goddamn breakfast. And with the guy I do like I make us toast and coffee because I only have like 5 minutes to leave for work, doesn't mean I don't care :-[
I dont think we need all these answers- the person just means why get someone breakfast if you aren't gonna call. Duh
^ Paranoid about unwanted children much?
holy crap.. oj for recovery thats all
But none of the good kinds of poptarts? So you have poptarts on hand that you don't even like? That seems like a strange purchase. No biggie, just weird.
But for me, I like to go with serving her one scrambled egg on a paper plate. It just....fits.
Ground beef on toast. seriously, it sucks
left over food...not only did i have sex with you...but youre helping me clean my fridge without knowing about it.
just fyi, i hate pancake tits 11:08
Def NO breakfast. McD's means bonding to me, cuz that would mean you were up before 10:30!!
Guy or girl.. Unless you're gonna do a morning bone, tell them to get the fuck out before morning. If you're doing the morning bone, after it, be like "I'm going to get a shower. Be gone by the time I get out. Peace."
You mean period blood instead of milk?
hmmm ... 5 bucks and point them in the derection of the nearest McDonalds ....
dry cheerios. plain.
it can be anything. as long as you burn the shit out of it and act like its the best you've ever made.
Money, to go down the road and get their own breakfast... Lock the door once they leave.
Give him an unfrosted pop tart. Only one.
a pack of uncooked poptarts.
That's a nice gesture, California. I mean, anything at all implies at least a modicum of gratitude.
cereal. little effort.
Generic cheerios, uncooked spam, two gummie bears & lime Kool aid.
Who says they wanna stay?
Toaster stroodle. Apple flavour don't wast your strawberry on that bitch.
I'd be totally happy with a pop-tart
"i had umm... fun" while putting their clothes on then getting a shady phone call and taking off
anything in a to go bag
cerial.... there is no emotion in cerial
half of a pop tart. open the package as you push them out the door, break off half, take a bite out of the other half, and as you're closing the door say "see ya."
Whats wrong with just saying "thanks for the sex, this was a one time deal, have a nice life?"
mcdonalds drive thru
i only gave the guy coffee because he asked otherwise....I would have just shown him the door.
mcdonalds breakfast burritos...drive thru
I thought pop tarts too! Cold
A cold pop tart. Still in the wrapper.
I love u 10:49
( a get-the-fuck-out-omlette)
make her buy the stuff for cheese quesadillas...make one eat it from an old pizza box lid...and dont offer her any...definately made me realize tequila, jagerbombs, and a boy in an affliction tshirt are my weaknesses and BIGGEST mistakes EVER
you should post this to who you're talking to...at the "ijustwanttotellyou" page
Is what's posted on the right side of the home page an answer to this cause it perfect. It says "alpha-bits cereal with only g, t, f, and o in it." That's amazing!
tacobell. nothing says get the fuck out like mexican food.
yeah dude first thought was definitely cereal. be my bff person above me ! xD
who says it is the girl who needs to get the fuck out...maybe it is a guy
A BLT with a morning after pill in the middle. Or you could just be straight up and give it to her. That says about everything. Then you know you wouldn't have to to see her 9 days from now or 9 months. But then again what guy just has morning after pills laying around? Toast.
fkn b-fast burrito meal at McD's, on them...
but cheers to 2:54 if you have a lock that you can make sound obnoxious...
a plate of runny eggs and a glass of V8
generic cheerios.. in a ziploc bag :) lol.
Sheeeeit, who bothers with morning-after breakfast? Slap her on the ass and say "laters".
jack in the box.... Dude just bought me some....
frozen waffles that arent even cooked fully in a toaster....
been there done that.
say you have to go meet your grandma for breakfast and give them a string cheese!
i was thinking pop tarts too.
Quick and on the Go, like he should be hahaha
definitely a poptart
I will second 9:46 but that could be a little deep for some guys. Toast. It's easy, quick, and can be given to them while you're kicking them out the door. "Here have some toast, I have to go to work now** so see you around"
**any excuse can be substitued.
nothing that takes effort. and something that can be eaten on the way out for sure. anything with dishes implies you want her to stay or gives her a reason to get a hold of you again if she takes them
don't assume the person wants to be called...
Go with the toast (make sure they're both butt ends) and write "thanks" and "bye" on them with squeeze honey. Chicks dig honey...
McDonalds drive thur