what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
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psh, clearly none of you have ever watched Friends....pancakes
an alabama hot cake?
hash brown with "GTFO" written in ketchup
like your style, 9:46
Dunkin Donuts... it's a nice gesture, but at the same time, unhealthy and not actually filling... like the relationship would be and therefore the reason you want out of it.
Thanks-for-the-sex-but-GTFO on toast?
i think the slim fast shake was the best. it's so out there that whoever it is wouldn't know whether to be insulted or not. like, "does he think i'm fat?" awesome.
A 5 pack of the $1 McDonald's Coupons... the ones you would get at christmas, and think WTF!
10:22---awesome! 11:47---perfect! One scrambled egg on a paper plate. Not even S&P or ketchup!
11:50 - pure genius.
Pop-tart, but let them choose the flavor
10:29 you are my idol
i agree 11:11 pancake tits are horrible
maybe the fucker and fuckee are both guys
Just poop with the door open while youre talking to them. works everytime.
but the texter wants to say thanks, too... make something simple like toast or leave out the cereal & milk -- maybe pour a glass of oj if it was really good -- and then go shower & change. wait impatiently if (s)he dawdles over their, no, your food.
dry burnt toast...lol...something that says it's not going anywhere and soaks up the alcohol at the same time.
just say "so... last night sucked. don't contact me"
holy crap.. oj for recovery thats all
For sure it's a guy. Usually only girls bother making anything for breakfast. I'm a girl and if I did not plan on seeing him again I would send him on his merry way with no food or at the least a poptart... But not any of the good kinds.
12:02 i want your babies
No breakfast at all. GTFO.
You're not a B&B, just show them the door.
I dont think we need all these answers- the person just means why get someone breakfast if you aren't gonna call. Duh
A slim fast shake to go. You won't hear from them again. Guaranteed.
just fyi, i hate pancake tits 11:08
10:22 has the right idea. I mean, the Cheerios and uncooked Spam, most people can deal with. But two gummy bears is a tease, and the taste of lime kool-aid subtly ruins everything. It's like saying "Everything in my life is acceptable, but then you came along like lime kool-aid. Great by itself, but has no suitable place within the awkward breakfast that is my life."
Trust me, that's definitely the impression they'll get.
Give her .69 cents (exactly), and tell her to pick up a breakfast burrito at the Del Taco drive-thru on her way home.
I'm thinking toast too. With the word NO written on it in jam or peanut butter. I like the cereal idea, that was my first thought too. But toast with NO on it is pretty awesome.
a banana to go, multi-use breakfast
haha. toast for sure.
pancakes??? those would for sure indicate that the effort to make them means you would put effort into them. NOT what this person is going for.
Ground beef on toast. seriously, it sucks
left over food...not only did i have sex with you...but youre helping me clean my fridge without knowing about it.
But none of the good kinds of poptarts? So you have poptarts on hand that you don't even like? That seems like a strange purchase. No biggie, just weird.
But for me, I like to go with serving her one scrambled egg on a paper plate. It just....fits.
Guy or girl.. Unless you're gonna do a morning bone, tell them to get the fuck out before morning. If you're doing the morning bone, after it, be like "I'm going to get a shower. Be gone by the time I get out. Peace."
Money, to go down the road and get their own breakfast... Lock the door once they leave.
10:46 has the right idea
How about offering her a carnation instant breakfast with your own "secret sauce" added to it?
weak coffee and stale bagels
Awwwe this all made me sad. If I don't dig the person I wouldn't make him any goddamn breakfast. And with the guy I do like I make us toast and coffee because I only have like 5 minutes to leave for work, doesn't mean I don't care :-[
dont eat breakfast with him. whore
No breakfast. A simple, umm, I gotta get ready for work. Call you soon. It was fun. BYE!
the morning after pill
How about just a get the hell out before morning?
hmmm ... 5 bucks and point them in the derection of the nearest McDonalds ....
You mean period blood instead of milk?
anything in a to go bag
cereal. little effort.
10:43 gets first prize... and 10:22, too for the original post
it can be anything. as long as you burn the shit out of it and act like its the best you've ever made.
Def NO breakfast. McD's means bonding to me, cuz that would mean you were up before 10:30!!
^ Paranoid about unwanted children much?
dry cheerios. plain.
I thought pop tarts too! Cold
Toaster stroodle. Apple flavour don't wast your strawberry on that bitch.
Give him an unfrosted pop tart. Only one.
half of a pop tart. open the package as you push them out the door, break off half, take a bite out of the other half, and as you're closing the door say "see ya."
i only gave the guy coffee because he asked otherwise....I would have just shown him the door.
"i had umm... fun" while putting their clothes on then getting a shady phone call and taking off
A cold pop tart. Still in the wrapper.
mcdonalds drive thru
Generic cheerios, uncooked spam, two gummie bears & lime Kool aid.
a pack of uncooked poptarts.
mcdonalds breakfast burritos...drive thru
make her buy the stuff for cheese quesadillas...make one eat it from an old pizza box lid...and dont offer her any...definately made me realize tequila, jagerbombs, and a boy in an affliction tshirt are my weaknesses and BIGGEST mistakes EVER
That's a nice gesture, California. I mean, anything at all implies at least a modicum of gratitude.
I'd be totally happy with a pop-tart
Who says they wanna stay?
Whats wrong with just saying "thanks for the sex, this was a one time deal, have a nice life?"
you should post this to who you're talking to...at the "ijustwanttotellyou" page
cerial.... there is no emotion in cerial
I love u 10:49
( a get-the-fuck-out-omlette)
tacobell. nothing says get the fuck out like mexican food.
a plate of runny eggs and a glass of V8
jack in the box.... Dude just bought me some....
Is what's posted on the right side of the home page an answer to this cause it perfect. It says "alpha-bits cereal with only g, t, f, and o in it." That's amazing!
fkn b-fast burrito meal at McD's, on them...
but cheers to 2:54 if you have a lock that you can make sound obnoxious...
A BLT with a morning after pill in the middle. Or you could just be straight up and give it to her. That says about everything. Then you know you wouldn't have to to see her 9 days from now or 9 months. But then again what guy just has morning after pills laying around? Toast.
I will second 9:46 but that could be a little deep for some guys. Toast. It's easy, quick, and can be given to them while you're kicking them out the door. "Here have some toast, I have to go to work now** so see you around"
**any excuse can be substitued.
definitely a poptart
who says it is the girl who needs to get the fuck out...maybe it is a guy
frozen waffles that arent even cooked fully in a toaster....
been there done that.
i was thinking pop tarts too.
Quick and on the Go, like he should be hahaha
generic cheerios.. in a ziploc bag :) lol.
Sheeeeit, who bothers with morning-after breakfast? Slap her on the ass and say "laters".
say you have to go meet your grandma for breakfast and give them a string cheese!
nothing that takes effort. and something that can be eaten on the way out for sure. anything with dishes implies you want her to stay or gives her a reason to get a hold of you again if she takes them
yeah dude first thought was definitely cereal. be my bff person above me ! xD
don't assume the person wants to be called...
McDonalds drive thur
Go with the toast (make sure they're both butt ends) and write "thanks" and "bye" on them with squeeze honey. Chicks dig honey...