My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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