"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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