WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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