Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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