Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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