you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
my phone needs a breathalizer
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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