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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  so I ended up banging her last night

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  dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?

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  i don't even remember

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.

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• (631): View more from New York

  i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.

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  THAT'S MY GIRL

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.

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