so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.