you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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