Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have demons in me.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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