yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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