I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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