You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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