Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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