super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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