Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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