Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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