she smelled like a LAN party
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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