Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I love you. Go after that dick
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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