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  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:14am

    hells yeah booyyy! ps to 924 & 945..you need to lighten up! this text is hellaaa funny.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:31pm

    anyone who says hella loses all credibility (and respect). and this is one pathetic guy. although I'm going to guess someone was just trying to get on the site and made their own play on that scene from American Pie. either way. not funny. sad

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:33pm

    can't find a girl to put it in? pathetic.

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:31pm

    1) Apple pie 2) Honey baked ham 3) Swiss cheese 4) Pineapple 5) Wonder bread

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:12am

    So used to reading "junk food" it took me 3 times reading this to get it.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:12pm

    you must be desperate for a lay if ur fucking doughnuts...go stick a carrot up ur ass and get a life

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:48pm

    you must have a TINY dick if ur able to fuck swiss cheese

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:10pm

    Do what I do, hit up my grandma with down syndrome

  • 27 41
    Submitted by harley07babe on Aug 28, 11 at 8:44pm

    Melon fucker!!!