You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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