Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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