I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
