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  • Ethanol freezes at -114 degrees Celsius. Gonna have to really go all out for those Popsicle. Worth it? Probably.

    Submitted by FBIRem on Jan 28, 10 at 4:53pm
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  • If ur 13 you shoulnt be on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:12pm
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  • I meant doesn't!! VV

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:11pm
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  • No shit dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:38pm
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  • That's probably because alcohol does not freeze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:46pm
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  • 9:17 congratulations buddy you've discvered the word Fuck! Ahh your maturity is at it's peak!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:26pm
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  • Youre supposed to keep the vodka in the freezer you dumbass. That wouldn't be a "rule" if it just froze...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:02pm
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  • There is really more than one person here who thinks vodka can freeze. What ratards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:55pm
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  • Alcohol doesn't freeze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:59pm
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  • vodka doesn't freeze........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:14am
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  • *does his best arnold schwarzenegger impression*\n\nHello everyone, iccce to see you. First of all, you all need to chill. Everything can freeze if it gets cold enough.\n[/impression]\nBut srsly, good luck removing your tongue from a popsicle that's -173F.

    Submitted by Liand on Jan 28, 10 at 8:24pm
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    • Also, tfln needs to fix their site's java execution so every time someone wants to skip a line it doesn't replace the line break with a "\\n".

      Submitted by Liand on Jan 28, 10 at 8:26pm
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  • Alcohol freezes at a far lower temperature than your freezer goes. Barring liquid nitrogen or some such, your only real way of making alcohol solid is with Jello.

    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 28, 10 at 4:52pm
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  • Ur an idiot...vodka doesn't freeze dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:55pm
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  • Alcohol doesn't fucken freeze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:05pm
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  • LOL 6:10!!!!!! LO FUCKING L!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:20pm
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  • I'm not sure if anyone said this yet but alcohol doesn't freeze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:43pm
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  • Haven't you ever put your vodka in the freezer to chill it? It doesn't freeze, rihtard

    Submitted by leahhhhh on Jan 28, 10 at 4:48pm
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  • Dumbass vodka doesn't freeze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:35pm
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  • God you're dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:29pm
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  • Exactly right "Herschel"... vodka freezes at a way lower temperature than water. That's why it was invented in RUSSIA.

    Submitted by Mschocopuddin on Jan 28, 10 at 9:41pm
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  • I take 4 advil PM's and chug some vodka.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:36am
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  • Dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:43am
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  • V* hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:11pm
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  • Lmfao go 917!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:25am
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  • No shit. Whoda thunk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:13pm
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  • You idiot. Vodka doesn't freeze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:37am
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  • Duh..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:52pm
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  • Fuckin fake. Jesus anyone with half a brain would know vodka doesn't freeze. Believe me I'm dating a Russian. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:10pm
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  • This isn't funny. Because every experienced drinker knows that vodka among other liquorss does not freeze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:00pm
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  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 12:10am
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  • wow realy tfln has gone down the tube Perth un funni fukers make bullshit txts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:53pm
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  • If u dilute it enough and use dry ice to freeze it your can make booze Popsicles

    Submitted by loterfed420 on Jun 10, 11 at 8:54am
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  • are you drink?

    Submitted by anonymousSss on Jan 28, 10 at 4:50pm
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  • WTF who brushes their teeth with vodka?!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:24am
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  • You're an idiot. Let me know when you freeze he'll over too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:28pm
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  • duhhhh good alcohol shouldn't freeze :p

    Submitted by sunshine1205 on Jan 28, 10 at 9:22pm
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  • Vodka doesn't freeze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:52pm
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  • Oh, they don't FUNCTION? you mean they don't freeze? Jesus...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:20pm
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  • In soviet Russia vodka Popsicles eat you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:16pm
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  • @5:28. I believe *You're dumb asshat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:22pm
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  • Ok shut up everyone, I know u know the OP knows now hopefully. Alcohol doesn't freeze. We get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:15pm
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  • Quit being a 12 year old pussy and drink vodka straight. Shit I hope you idiots mix vodka and red bull and your heart stops. Or explodes. Alcohol isn't made to be like some fruity mixture. Pussies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:10pm
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  • You're a retard. Alcohol doesn't freeze...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:54pm
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  • Vodka does freeze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:49am
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  • Alcohol does freeze fuckface.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:11pm
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  • Alcohol doesn't freeze dip shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:22pm
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  • Umm... It's alcohol of course it dosent freeze. Clearly you dnt need to be drinking anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:09pm
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  • so do people just sit around thinking up fake texts to post on this site? what a fucking dork!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:27pm
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  • Your fucking dumb!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:12pm
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  • ahaha vodka doesn't freeze. nice...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:51pm
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  • I'm Russian and I have nothing but vodka in my freezer. I brush my teeth with vodka. I have trouble falling asleep so since about 13 years of age I have been taking 6 shots and I'm out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:48am
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  • You dumb fucking ingrates he knows it doesn't freeze. He said vodka Popsicles don't FUNCTION. He didn't fucking say he didn't like the ones he made. I think he fucking realized that. Just cuz you fucking know a 3rd grade science fact, don't fucking get on your high horse. Dickwipes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:17pm
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  • my freezer in my dorm would freeze low proof liquor and make vodka slush

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:44pm
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  • hahahahah! love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:49pm
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  • 9:17 I hope you blow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:14pm
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  • I have noticed that horses cocks taste so good especially their cum. Mmmmm all down my throat :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:03pm
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  • Such a good idea in theory. My bfs playing hard ball w me to convince me otherwise. I'm determined to win. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:13am
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  • are you drunk?

    Submitted by anonymousSss on Jan 28, 10 at 4:52pm
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  • In soveit russia we have lots of the vodka!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:43am
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  • 9:17 is a psychooo bitch hahah pms or whattt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:30pm
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  • oh, i guess i should have read farther, sorry

    Submitted by sunshine1205 on Jan 28, 10 at 9:23pm
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  • Probably because alcohol doesn't freeze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:50pm
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  • "No shit. Dumbass alcohol doesn't freeze "\n\nNice grammar!

    Submitted by Imtotallyrad on Jan 28, 10 at 7:47pm
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  • whys this even up here? as everyone has stated before me... alcohol cant freeze at the normal temperature of ones freezer.

    Submitted by ratherbelaxxin on Jan 28, 10 at 8:39pm
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  • Rumplemints hot coacoa = try it

    Submitted by belansky907 on Sep 11, 10 at 7:54am
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  • Wtf? I did that once! Mixed vodka with some red bull though =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:39am
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  • Not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:17pm
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  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:46pm
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  • No shit. Dumbass alcohol doesn't freeze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:48pm
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  • Duh liquor doesn't freeze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:09pm
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  • Vodka freezes, but at cololer temperatures than most home freezers reach

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 2, 10 at 11:12am
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  • Wow I'm 13 and I know that vodka doesn't freeze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:58pm
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