This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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