The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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