Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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