Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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