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  • 76 36
    Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Jun 2, 11 at 2:11pm

    Its DUCT tape, asshole

  • 65 41
    Submitted by fclross on Jun 3, 11 at 4:00am

    @thizz...hey ASSHOLE, why don't you do some research before you call other people assholes...or are you suffering from such low self-esteem that you have to berate other people online anonymously, because you have no idea of what you are talking about?

  • 56 44
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jun 2, 11 at 2:20pm

    So this duck drives up to the Taco Bell drive through window, and says to the attendant: "Do you have a grape.... " Hmmm... Wait... Wrong joke.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Squall on Jun 2, 11 at 7:12pm

    @thizz...duct tape is the correct name for the tape in general, but there is a "Duck" brand duct tape. Either is acceptable.

  • 44 30
    Submitted by BigCrank on Jun 3, 11 at 10:55pm

    Change the Depends and, by golly, it's "Hello World !".

  • 48 39
    Submitted by AhPieL on Jun 3, 11 at 3:54am

    Lucky! Drunk me deleted all my contacts

  • 45 44
    Submitted by sergieaux on Jun 2, 11 at 2:57pm

    other than giving head, that's using your head.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by JetersAsshole on Jun 2, 11 at 2:12pm

    I like penis