in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
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Its DUCT tape, asshole
Lucky! Drunk me deleted all my contacts
So this duck drives up to the Taco Bell drive through window, and says to the attendant: "Do you have a grape.... " Hmmm... Wait... Wrong joke.
@thizz...hey ASSHOLE, why don't you do some research before you call other people assholes...or are you suffering from such low self-esteem that you have to berate other people online anonymously, because you have no idea of what you are talking about?
@thizz...duct tape is the correct name for the tape in general, but there is a "Duck" brand duct tape. Either is acceptable.
other than giving head, that's using your head.
I like penis
Change the Depends and, by golly, it's "Hello World !".