I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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