Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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