office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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