after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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